From 6b33844319e6ad9c3989738b2ecc91e0b8d14cba Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: sysnet <simxnet@noreply.localhost>
Date: Sun, 1 Jun 2025 00:38:39 +0000
Subject: [PATCH] Add steal.nu

---
 steal.nu | 71 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 1 file changed, 71 insertions(+)
 create mode 100644 steal.nu

diff --git a/steal.nu b/steal.nu
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..67a4bb9
--- /dev/null
+++ b/steal.nu
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+# NO CUCKED ZSH OR BASH, JUST NUSHELL RAW POWER
+# BECAUSE WE GIGACHADS ONLY RUN NUSHELL ON OUR VOID (OR NIXOS) MACHINES
+
+def main [
+    sub_folder: string,       # SUBFOLDER TO DROP THE WALLPAPERS (NO PUSSY PATHS)
+    url: string,              # TARGET URL TO RAPE FOR WALLPAPERS
+    --range: string = "1-100" # DEFAULT GIGA-CHAD RANGE, OVERRIDE IF YOU'RE EXTRA
+] {
+    # HARDCODED CHAD CONFIG (NO PUSSY VARIABLES)
+    let minio_host   = "simxnet.andremor.eu.org:9000"
+    let bucket       = "wallpapers"
+    let minio_key    = "" # IM NOT GIVING YOU MY CREDS, GET YOUR OWN MINIO
+    let minio_secret = "" # IM NOT GIVING YOU MY CREDS, GET YOUR OWN MINIO
+
+    # CREATE A TEMP DIR LIKE A TRUE ALPHA
+    let tmpdir = (mktemp -d)
+
+    do {
+        # 🕵️‍♂️ STEAL WALLPAPERS WITH ZERO MERCY
+        print (["🕵️‍♂️ STEALING WALLPAPERS FROM ", $url, " (RANGE: ", $range, ")..."] | str join)
+        try {
+            gallery-dl --filter "extension in ('jpg','jpeg','png','webp')" --range $range -D $tmpdir $url
+        } catch {
+            print "❌ STEALING FAILED—YOU'RE SUCH A CUCK"
+            exit 1
+        }
+
+        # PREPARE THE DATE HEADER (RFC1123Z) FOR MAXIMUM CHAD SIGNATURE
+        let date_header = (sh -c "date -R")
+
+        # LOOP THROUGH EACH FILE AND UPLOAD LIKE A BEAST
+        for file in (ls $tmpdir | where type == "file") {
+            let filepath = $file.name
+            let filename = (basename $filepath)
+            print $"🚀 QUEUING UPLOAD: ($filename)..."
+
+            # DETECT CONTENT-TYPE—NO GUESSES, ONLY FACTS
+            let content_type = (file -b --mime-type $filepath | str trim)
+            if ($content_type | is-empty) {
+                let content_type = "application/octet-stream"
+            }
+
+            # BUILD THE CHAD STRING-TO-SIGN FOR AWS AUTH
+            let string_to_sign = $"PUT\n\n($content_type)\n($date_header)\n/($bucket)/($sub_folder)/($filename)"
+
+            # SMASH IT THROUGH OPENSSL, GET THAT BASE64 SIGNATURE
+            let signature = (
+                echo $string_to_sign |
+                openssl dgst -sha1 -hmac $minio_secret -binary |
+                base64
+            )
+
+            # FINALIZE THE UPLOAD URL AND THE ALPHA AUTH HEADER
+            let upload_url  = $"https://($minio_host)/($bucket)/($sub_folder)/($filename)"
+            let auth_header = $"AWS ($minio_key):($signature)"
+
+            # FIRE OFF CURL IN THE BACKGROUND—NO WAITING FOR PUSSIES
+            sh -c $"curl -X PUT ($upload_url) -T ($filepath) -H 'Host: ($minio_host)' -H 'Date: ($date_header)' -H 'Authorization: ($auth_header)' -H 'Content-Type: ($content_type)' &"
+        }
+
+        # WAIT FOR ALL BACKGROUND CURLS TO FINISH—DON'T LEAVE ANY ORPHANED REQUESTS
+        sh -c "wait"
+
+        print "✅ ALL WALLPAPERS UPLOADED—CHAD MODE COMPLETED"
+    } finally {
+        # CLEAN UP THE TEMP DIR SO THE FEDS CAN'T TRACE US
+        print $"🧹 CLEANUP ($tmpdir)..."
+        rm -rf $tmpdir
+    }
+}
+