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+# ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
+# tixte.nu — GIGACHAD SCREENSHOT SCRIPT FOR ALPHA TERMINAL USERS ONLY
+# if you're using Flameshot or Shutter, congrats, you're officially a fucking nigger.
+# this script was forged in a rice-fueled neovim session by pure willpower.
+# ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
+
+def main [--slurp] {
+    # 🧠 TIXTE API KEY. PASTE IT RAW, NO OAUTH, NO PROMPTS, JUST BASED
+    let api_key = ""
+
+    # 🎯 DOMAIN LOTTERY. ROTATE THROUGH PEAK DOMAIN NAMES LIKE A REAL HACKERMAN
+    let target_domain = [] | shuffle | get 0
+
+    # 🧻 SAFETY CHECKS. BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO BASED TO DEBUG AT RUNTIME
+    if ($api_key | is-empty) {
+        notify-send "Error" "🚫 NO API KEY — YOU ACTUALLY EXPECT THIS TO WORK WITHOUT AUTH? COPE, YOU FUCKING TRANNY."
+        error make {msg: "🚫 NO API KEY — YOU ACTUALLY EXPECT THIS TO WORK WITHOUT AUTH? COPE, YOU FUCKING TRANNY."}
+    }
+    if ($target_domain | is-empty) {
+        notify-send "Error" "🚫 DOMAIN FIELD EMPTY — IMAGINE BEING THIS CUCKED BY A STRING, YOU FUCKING RETARD."
+        error make {msg: "🚫 DOMAIN FIELD EMPTY — IMAGINE BEING THIS CUCKED BY A STRING, YOU FUCKING RETARD."}
+    }
+
+    # 🔧 GENERATE TEMP FILENAME. PURE RNG, NO UUID LIBRARY BLOAT ALLOWED
+    let temp_file = $"(random chars --length 10).png"
+
+    # 🖼️ SCREENSHOT MODE: SLURP = ZOOMER CROP, NO SLURP = GIGACHAD FULLSCREEN
+    if $slurp {
+        slurp | grim -g - $temp_file
+    } else {
+        grim $temp_file
+    }
+
+    # 💩 FILE CHECK. BECAUSE SOME OF YOU ARE TOO SKILLED AT FAILING, YOU FUCKING MONKEYS
+    if not ($temp_file | path exists) {
+        notify-send "Error" "grim fumbled. try again after touching grass, YOU FUCKING IDIOT."
+        error make {msg: "grim fumbled. try again after touching grass, YOU FUCKING IDIOT."}
+    }
+
+    # 📤 UPLOAD INITIATED. TIME TO FLEX ON EVERY NORMIE IN RANGE
+    let upload_url = "https://api.tixte.com/v1/upload"
+    notify-send "Uploading" "Screenshot is being uploaded to Tixte…"
+
+    try {
+        let curl_command = [
+            "curl", "--request", "POST",
+            "--url", $upload_url,
+            "--header", $"Authorization: ($api_key)",
+            "--header", "content-type: multipart/form-data",
+            "--header", $"domain: ($target_domain)",
+            "--form", $"file=@($temp_file | path expand)"
+        ]
+
+        # 🌀 CURLING INTO THE VOID. HOPEFULLY TIXTE ISN'T HAVING A STROKE, YOU FUCKING CUNT
+        let response = (do { ^($curl_command | get 0) ...($curl_command | skip 1) } | str trim)
+        let json_response = ($response | from json)
+
+        if $json_response.success {
+            let url = $json_response.data.url
+            print $"✅ UPLOADED LIKE A BASED LEGEND: ($url)"
+            echo $url | wl-copy
+            notify-send "Screenshot Uploaded" $"($url)"
+        } else {
+            notify-send "Error" $"Tixte said no — ($json_response.message | default 'cope harder, YOU FUCKING LOSER.')"
+            error make {msg: $"Tixte said no — ($json_response.message | default 'cope harder, YOU FUCKING LOSER.')"}
+        }
+    } catch { |err|
+        notify-send "Error" $"NETWORK FAILURE — YOUR WIFI IS CUCKED: ($err.msg), YOU FUCKING MAGGOT."
+        error make {msg: $"NETWORK FAILURE — YOUR WIFI IS CUCKED: ($err.msg), YOU FUCKING MAGGOT."}
+    }
+
+    # 🧹 CLEANUP. WE DON'T LEAVE FILES BEHIND, THIS AIN’T WINDOWS, YOU FUCKING CANADA
+    if ($temp_file | path exists) {
+        rm $temp_file
+    }
+}
+