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78 lines
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# ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
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# tixte.nu — GIGACHAD SCREENSHOT SCRIPT FOR ALPHA TERMINAL USERS ONLY
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# if you're using Flameshot or Shutter, congrats, you're officially a fucking nigger.
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# this script was forged in a rice-fueled neovim session by pure willpower.
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# ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
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def main [--slurp] {
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# 🧠 TIXTE API KEY. PASTE IT RAW, NO OAUTH, NO PROMPTS, JUST BASED
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let api_key = ""
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# 🎯 DOMAIN LOTTERY. ROTATE THROUGH PEAK DOMAIN NAMES LIKE A REAL HACKERMAN
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let target_domain = [] | shuffle | get 0
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# 🧻 SAFETY CHECKS. BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO BASED TO DEBUG AT RUNTIME
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if ($api_key | is-empty) {
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notify-send "Error" "🚫 NO API KEY — YOU ACTUALLY EXPECT THIS TO WORK WITHOUT AUTH? COPE, YOU FUCKING TRANNY."
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error make {msg: "🚫 NO API KEY — YOU ACTUALLY EXPECT THIS TO WORK WITHOUT AUTH? COPE, YOU FUCKING TRANNY."}
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}
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if ($target_domain | is-empty) {
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notify-send "Error" "🚫 DOMAIN FIELD EMPTY — IMAGINE BEING THIS CUCKED BY A STRING, YOU FUCKING RETARD."
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error make {msg: "🚫 DOMAIN FIELD EMPTY — IMAGINE BEING THIS CUCKED BY A STRING, YOU FUCKING RETARD."}
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}
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# 🔧 GENERATE TEMP FILENAME. PURE RNG, NO UUID LIBRARY BLOAT ALLOWED
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let temp_file = $"(random chars --length 10).png"
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# 🖼️ SCREENSHOT MODE: SLURP = ZOOMER CROP, NO SLURP = GIGACHAD FULLSCREEN
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if $slurp {
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slurp | grim -g - $temp_file
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} else {
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grim $temp_file
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}
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# 💩 FILE CHECK. BECAUSE SOME OF YOU ARE TOO SKILLED AT FAILING, YOU FUCKING MONKEYS
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if not ($temp_file | path exists) {
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notify-send "Error" "grim fumbled. try again after touching grass, YOU FUCKING IDIOT."
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error make {msg: "grim fumbled. try again after touching grass, YOU FUCKING IDIOT."}
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}
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# 📤 UPLOAD INITIATED. TIME TO FLEX ON EVERY NORMIE IN RANGE
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let upload_url = "https://api.tixte.com/v1/upload"
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notify-send "Uploading" "Screenshot is being uploaded to Tixte…"
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try {
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let curl_command = [
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"curl", "--request", "POST",
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"--url", $upload_url,
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"--header", $"Authorization: ($api_key)",
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"--header", "content-type: multipart/form-data",
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"--header", $"domain: ($target_domain)",
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"--form", $"file=@($temp_file | path expand)"
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]
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# 🌀 CURLING INTO THE VOID. HOPEFULLY TIXTE ISN'T HAVING A STROKE, YOU FUCKING CUNT
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let response = (do { ^($curl_command | get 0) ...($curl_command | skip 1) } | str trim)
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let json_response = ($response | from json)
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if $json_response.success {
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let url = $json_response.data.url
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print $"✅ UPLOADED LIKE A BASED LEGEND: ($url)"
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echo $url | wl-copy
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notify-send "Screenshot Uploaded" $"($url)"
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} else {
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notify-send "Error" $"Tixte said no — ($json_response.message | default 'cope harder, YOU FUCKING LOSER.')"
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error make {msg: $"Tixte said no — ($json_response.message | default 'cope harder, YOU FUCKING LOSER.')"}
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}
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} catch { |err|
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notify-send "Error" $"NETWORK FAILURE — YOUR WIFI IS CUCKED: ($err.msg), YOU FUCKING MAGGOT."
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error make {msg: $"NETWORK FAILURE — YOUR WIFI IS CUCKED: ($err.msg), YOU FUCKING MAGGOT."}
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}
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# 🧹 CLEANUP. WE DON'T LEAVE FILES BEHIND, THIS AIN’T WINDOWS, YOU FUCKING CANADA
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if ($temp_file | path exists) {
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rm $temp_file
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}
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}
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