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# NO CUCKED ZSH OR BASH, JUST NUSHELL RAW POWER
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# BECAUSE WE GIGACHADS ONLY RUN NUSHELL ON OUR VOID (OR NIXOS) MACHINES
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def main [
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sub_folder: string, # SUBFOLDER TO DROP THE WALLPAPERS (NO PUSSY PATHS)
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url: string, # TARGET URL TO RAPE FOR WALLPAPERS
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--range: string = "1-100" # DEFAULT GIGA-CHAD RANGE, OVERRIDE IF YOU'RE EXTRA
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] {
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# HARDCODED CHAD CONFIG (NO PUSSY VARIABLES)
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let minio_host = "simxnet.andremor.eu.org:9000"
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let bucket = "wallpapers"
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let minio_key = "" # IM NOT GIVING YOU MY CREDS, GET YOUR OWN MINIO
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let minio_secret = "" # IM NOT GIVING YOU MY CREDS, GET YOUR OWN MINIO
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# CREATE A TEMP DIR LIKE A TRUE ALPHA
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let tmpdir = (mktemp -d)
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do {
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# 🕵️♂️ STEAL WALLPAPERS WITH ZERO MERCY
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print (["🕵️♂️ STEALING WALLPAPERS FROM ", $url, " (RANGE: ", $range, ")..."] | str join)
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try {
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gallery-dl --filter "extension in ('jpg','jpeg','png','webp')" --range $range -D $tmpdir $url
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} catch {
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print "❌ STEALING FAILED—YOU'RE SUCH A CUCK"
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exit 1
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}
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# PREPARE THE DATE HEADER (RFC1123Z) FOR MAXIMUM CHAD SIGNATURE
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let date_header = (sh -c "date -R")
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# LOOP THROUGH EACH FILE AND UPLOAD LIKE A BEAST
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for file in (ls $tmpdir | where type == "file") {
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let filepath = $file.name
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let filename = (basename $filepath)
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print $"🚀 QUEUING UPLOAD: ($filename)..."
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# DETECT CONTENT-TYPE—NO GUESSES, ONLY FACTS
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let content_type = (file -b --mime-type $filepath | str trim)
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if ($content_type | is-empty) {
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let content_type = "application/octet-stream"
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}
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# BUILD THE CHAD STRING-TO-SIGN FOR AWS AUTH
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let string_to_sign = $"PUT\n\n($content_type)\n($date_header)\n/($bucket)/($sub_folder)/($filename)"
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# SMASH IT THROUGH OPENSSL, GET THAT BASE64 SIGNATURE
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let signature = (
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echo $string_to_sign |
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openssl dgst -sha1 -hmac $minio_secret -binary |
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base64
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)
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# FINALIZE THE UPLOAD URL AND THE ALPHA AUTH HEADER
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let upload_url = $"https://($minio_host)/($bucket)/($sub_folder)/($filename)"
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let auth_header = $"AWS ($minio_key):($signature)"
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# FIRE OFF CURL IN THE BACKGROUND—NO WAITING FOR PUSSIES
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sh -c $"curl -X PUT ($upload_url) -T ($filepath) -H 'Host: ($minio_host)' -H 'Date: ($date_header)' -H 'Authorization: ($auth_header)' -H 'Content-Type: ($content_type)' &"
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}
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# WAIT FOR ALL BACKGROUND CURLS TO FINISH—DON'T LEAVE ANY ORPHANED REQUESTS
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sh -c "wait"
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print "✅ ALL WALLPAPERS UPLOADED—CHAD MODE COMPLETED"
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} finally {
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# CLEAN UP THE TEMP DIR SO THE FEDS CAN'T TRACE US
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print $"🧹 CLEANUP ($tmpdir)..."
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rm -rf $tmpdir
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}
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}
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